Cyra's joke

We are driving home from Wal-mart today and Cyra says "Wanna hear the joke I made up?" "Sure" I say. This the joke:

What is a toilet's favorite holiday?

Halloweener..................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Cyra, please don't tell that joke at school.

Here's another:

Why did Tigger flush himself down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Obviously she's 8.....toilet talk drives me crazy.

She also informed me that in less than 30 years, I can redeem my senior citizen discount. Thanks Cyra.....Mommy loves you too!