Thursday, July 10, 2008

You thought what?

So, I have this friend, who wanted to go skinny dipping with her husband (which is totally ok if you're married, and have a tall fence).

His reply "Um...not today."

Hers "Why not?"

His "Cuz, it's "that time for you"

Hers "So"

His "How CAN you?"

Hers "That's why they invented tampons."

His "Oh, I thought you'd have to wear a swim diaper or something."

Hers "Silence...wheezing...hysterical laughing..."


T said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Yay for that! Made my entire day complete!

Jen (a.k.a. motor mouth) said...

wow, thats funny!

jon said...

glad you didn't use their names!!!

MCC said...

She (and he I suppose) would have been completely embarrassed!

Kyle said...

I will just be honest, I recently ran into that same situation. Not skinny dipping, but just swimming. I didn't think girls could swim while it was "that time". However the girl was straight up honest and said, "oh no, I just have to use a tampon." Which then took it into another direction because of some other things I thought were true.

Steve Murphy said...


Liz said...

I just stumbled onto your blog this afternoon. Swim diaper nearly put me in the floor. Hilarious.

smisha1218 said...

swim diaper?? for real?? seriously???





Tam said...

like 'little swimmers" for big swimmers?

oh boy!!!

my daughter "couldn't" go swimming yesterday with us in our pool and her brother, who is 11, just HAD to know why! we didn't tell him so we just kept making up stupid excuses like...

shes afraid of seahorses.

the chlorine stunts teenagers growth on thursdays.

she forgot how to swim.

ya know, the usual excuses.

Francois said...


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